Berlin Just Got Its First Satisfyer x GESKE Stores — And Yes, I Brought My Old Clit Sucker to the Opening
- Amanda Sandström Beijer
- 2 days ago
- 3 min read
Berlin loves two things: freedom and fun. Preferably at the same time.
So honestly, it was only a matter of time before Satisfyer — creator of the first clit sucker I ever owned (and yes, I still have it) — and GESKE German Beauty Tech teamed up to open their first duo flagship stores in the city.
The Pre-Opening event happened in the Hackesche Höfe, and the whole thing felt like wandering into the world’s most polite sex cult: bright lights, soft curves, smiling staff who actually want to help you choose the right orgasms and the right skin-tightening LED device.
Let’s start with Satisfyer — the global “yes, that one” of sex toys
If you’ve had a friend whisper to you at a kitchen party,
“You have to try this thing that sucks your clit like an air compressor for angels,”
they were talking about Satisfyer.
They’re the brand behind the Satisfyer Pro 2 — the best-selling sex toy in the world. My first one is still in my drawer. It has survived every mental breakdown and celebration.
They’ve won more design awards than Apple. They have more than 300 devices in their range. And the new stores let you actually try them (with your hands, relax) before buying.
The Berlin shops also ran as factory outlet — meaning everything was up to 75% off. There was also a Glücksrad (wheel of fortune) where you could win extra toys, which is like the universe telling you to masturbate harder.
And then there’s GESKE — the German beauty-tech brand that quietly took over the world
GESKE looks like the kind of skincare science NASA would design if astronauts had under-eye circles.
They make over 250 beauty-tech devices, all connected to an app with AI skin scanning, tutorials, and derm-grade routines. They’re also the most awarded beauty-tech brand on earth.
And yes, I got one of their face devices — the one that sends tiny electro-impulses into your skin to depuff your eyes, sculpt your cheekbones, and make you look like the version of yourself who actually sleeps eight hours.
In all honesty it is the best at-home facial treatment I’ve ever tried. My face feels tighter than it's been in 15 years.
This is the magic of the duo-store concept: you walk in thinking you’ll buy a vibrator and walk out towards the best skin you had. Or the other way around.
Why these stores matter (yes, I’m being earnest for a second)
Satisfyer CEO Sven Pelka basically said the quiet part out loud:
“Many people want a comfortable environment for sensitive topics like sexual wellness. Our stores provide exactly that — a positive experience world focused entirely on self-care.”
And he’s right.
Most sex shops either feel like a pharmacy with lighting designed by God’s cruelest intern… or a dungeon where no one has dusted since 1994.This?
This is different.
It’s bright, friendly, accessible, and completely unashamed.
You get to ask questions.
You get to try devices.
You get to actually learn what the hell “pressure wave technology” means.
And with GESKE next to it, your orgasm and your epidermis both get the attention they deserve.
Berlin is only the beginning
These three stores are just the pilot project. Madrid, Amsterdam, Barcelona, Düsseldorf, Cologne and more are coming.By next year they want 250 global flagship stores.
By 2029? 1,000.
At this rate, your grandma will probably open a Satisfyer shop in her basement before she finally admits she knows what a clit sucker is.
If you go (and you should), here’s my advice:
Touch every device. You’re allowed.
Try the GESKE skin scan and pretend you’re in Minority Report: Dermatology Edition.
Spin the Glücksrad. You might win something that vibrates.
Get the electro-impulse eye thing. Trust me.
Treat yourself to the Pro 2 again, if you’ve worn your first one out. No judgment.
Location:
Hackesche Höfe — Rosenthaler Str. 32
Berlin finally has a space where sexual wellness isn’t hidden — and skincare isn’t something boring you do before bed.
It’s fun.
It’s pleasure-forward.
It’s techy.
And it somehow makes total sense that this exists in the same city where people wear latex to brunch.
Self-care just got a lot more literal. And a lot more honest.